Stuart Wood <stuartwood89>
"There's no place like 127.0.0.1"


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I'm not going to dictate to you all as to what you should do on my page. The last thing you want is another idiot demanding you to add comments, 'share da luv' and do my lame quizzes. You do what you want, don't be shy. If you're a chav, push backspace.....or Alt+F4, either way will get your scummy ass off my page.

Anyway....

Why hello there...

I am Stu...yes I am.

I live in Gloucester with my Auntie, Uncle and my two Cousins. I go to Beaufort School and that's about it, I guess. I worked at PC World but now I'm at McDonald's again.

For any 13/14 year-old chavlings who want to act hard by leaving abuse, and then run away like the little bitches you are, here's a nice link for your enjoyment:
www.meatspin.com < Enjoy!!!

MSN - Ask and you might recieve.

Youtube - www.youtube.com/user/stuartwood1989 See my videos etc.

DeviantART - www.stuartwood89.deviantart.com
See my artwork etc

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Stuart Wood's URL
http://www.bebo.com/stuartwood89
Member Since
June 2006

Stuart Wood says:

"I miss Photoshop." (3 weeks ago) me too!

The Other Half Of Me
Jay Williams

My Favorite Music
Heavy Metal, Death Metal, Other Metal, Drum and Bass, Classical, Trance, Reggae, Techno, some Hip Hop. I hate R'n'B...with a passion.
...To Elaborate
Lamb of God, Linkin Park, All That Remains, Slipknot, Lostprophets, Skindred, Trivium, Iron Maiden, Killswitch Engage, Behemoth, Blood Stain Child, Avenged Sevenfold, Nickleback, Limp Bizkit, Marylin Manson, Bullet For My Valentine, 36 CrazyFists, Raunchy, Lacuna Coil, Opeth, Firewind, Korn, Arch Enemy, Kingdom of Sorrow, DragonForce, Nine Inch Nails, Underoath, Black Label Society, Pendulum, Blaqk Audio, The Prodigy, Beethoven, Mozart, Kataklysm.
Films / TV
The Fast And The Furious, Resident Evil (doesn't beat the games though), Mission Impossible, etc. Anything with a lot of action. Top Gear, Family Guy, Drake and Josh, Grand Designs, Desperate Housewives, Top Gear, The Simpsons, Wire in the Blood, Porn (not really!)
Loves
My family, my friends, my PC, my bike, my school, my hair, my XBox (even though it's broken)
Hates
Chavs ... unsurprisingly ... The sound of small children crying, especially when it wasn't me that caused it. Punctures on my bike, day-time TV, finance adverts, R'n'B (Rap'n'Bullshit), Beaufort's computer system, popups, the 2012 Olymipc logo, looking for stuff, bacon, my spots, Big Brother, Strictly Come Dancing, my PC crashing, windy weather, the spelling of the word 'phlegm', kids having temper tantrums, drivers that don't signal, people that spam on Bebo, chavs, McDonald's TV adverts, the CBBC channel, the poor...poor...poor acting on the Greenhill Finance adverts, people that swear all the time, when my steak bake from Jane's Pantry is too hot, not being able to draw out less than £10 from a cash machine.... what?.... not much room left?.... but I'm not done yet.... I've g--
Stuart's Life Update
£200+ for a new motherboard and Core 2 Quad processor.
The Skin Corner
Please don't ask me for skins, I really don't have the time to be making them. That's not to say that I don't want to, cause I love making skins, however I have too much on at the moment. I'm willing to accept constructive ideas from people, but I can't take requests. Shit skin Update: http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?Prev... It's just a fucking picture in an otherwise completely plain theme!

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College:
Beaufort Community School, 2008

Work Info

Employer:
McDonald's
Position:
Crew Member
City / Town:
Gloucester

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  • Chav Complaints.

    Many of you have read my blog 'Inconclusive Proof That Chavs are Stupid', and many of you will agree with the point I am trying to make. However, there will always be one or two 'youths' who feel that their humiliation was uncalled for. As a result, these youngsters feel it necessary to put it to me, exactly how they feel. But I frankly don't give a shit, so the following conversations are for your entertainment, and also a warning to anyone who wants a piece of Stu.

    18 January 2008 - Douchebag in question: -<w-t-g-07> -
    wat a fagot man!
    i aint a chav but u wunt like it they wer calling you emo or whatever u are u fuk up
    GO AND SLIT YAH RISTS MAYTE!

    My reply to such an inspiring piece of literature -
    14-year-old finds his way onto strangers profile.

    14-year-old reads said profile and takes offense to something that 'apparently' doesn't apply to him.

    14-year-old decides to express his unwelcome views on the opinions of the profile owner in question.

    14-year-old inadvertently becomes hypocritical by labeling the profile owner, even though said 14-year-old is only complaining because of the fact that he insulted a certain 'social-group', which he (again) 'apparently' doesn't belong to.

    14-year-old looks like an idiot in front of all the profile owners friends and, in an attempt to prevent a hostile conversation from escalating (not to mention an unnecessary use of derogatory vocabulary), the profile owner reports the 14-year-old for abuse, just because he can.

    14-year-old just got told.

    Reply back from -<w-t-g-07>
    haha
    wat a wanker
    lmao
    u sad fuk up

    Me:
    *sigh*

    07 July 2008 - Douchebag in question: -<D4V1D-D> -
    dik ed
    y do u say things bout chavs u bellend

    My reply to this rude boy -
    I think you just answered that question for me. Thanks for giving me some material to work on.

    2 Comments 309 days

  • Inconclusive proof that chavs are stupid.

    E-mail complaint sent to ' www.smellyourmum.com ' from a chavette.

    "your wedsite is actually discustly apuling people at my sons school are sticking stickers every were saying kill chavs im a as you call a chav theres nothing wrong with it we just like to look at least deasent unlike you you scruffy little shits what does your mother think of all of you you should be a shamed of yourselves"

    The reply from ' www.smellyourmum.com '

    "You are joking me, right? This must be a wind-up. Surely you cannot be serious, sending me an email of complaint that succinctly proves what an illiterate bunch of morons you are? I find it difficult to comprehend the amount of spelling and grammatical errors that have occured in, what is apparently one very long sentence.

    You see, in the English language, we have this strange little notion called "punctuation". You can use "punctuation" to put pauses in sentences; let the reader know the beginning and end of sentences and generally signpost the reader through your ramblings. Some examples of punctuation follow:

    1. The fullstop. It looks like this . It's function in a sentence is finalise a statement and show the reader where the sentence has ended. Once you have made a statement, you put a fullstop. See, I did it there. And again. Go crazy with them - have fun!

    2. The comma. It looks like this , The comma is used to seperate thoughts within a sentence and to help the flow. It is a short pause. You can use it to great dramatical effect, once you have mastered it's use. You will note that I used it in the previous sentence. That sentence clearly shows masterful use of the comma. Use it and you shall be made queen of your kind.

    I think that covers the basic two most important punctuation marks. There are many others though. Here are just a few:

    The Exclamation Mark - ! (example of use - "My God, you are so thick!")
    The Colon - : (example of use - "Warning: This person is stupid")
    The Semi-Colon - ; (example of use - "Chavs; Townies; Rudies; Skallies. Whatever you call them, they are still dumb")

    This is just the tip of the iceburg - I shall leave you to go and discover some more, at your leisure. You know, after Trisha has finished.

    Oh, and you may find this link useful http://www.dictionary.co.uk/ - it is free and very useful. You are clearly aware that words are combined of a series of individual letters that form to make a sound. What you do not seem to be aware of, however, is that these individual letters are not random. They are, in fact, very deliberately picked following quite a rigid set of rules that have been determined over many centuries. Rather amusingly to someone like myself, you have managed to make some kind of spelling mistake in nearly every single word you have used! To add to my mirth, you have also littered amongst these spelling mistakes many grammatical errors. To help, I shall point out your spelling mistakes but let us see if you can find your own grammitical ones.

    wedsite = weBsite. I can see how those darn b's and d's are confusing, what with them being merely flipped over to look at. It does make all the difference in the world though. If I were to be so rude as to refer to you as being Dumb, it would not have nearly the same amount of impact if I, in fact, called you Bumb. Although, phonetically, that would also be true (look it up).

    dicustly = disgustingly. As you can see, I used quite a few new and different letters there. Unfortunately, the word you wrote does not actually exist, I filled in the blanks. This is like email Countdown!

    apuling = appalling. The irony of this spelling mistake will, no doubt, not make it to your cerebrum.

    every were = everywhere. I know you have heard both words before but, in this instance, they are combined. Watch that cheeky "were" and "where" - that little h makes a lot of difference to it's meaning.

    deasent = decent. Bless your heart. You try to convince me that living in a wo

    12 Comments 429 days

  • Lame Emo Sayings

    "If life is so fair, why do roses have thorns?"

    "This sandwich tastes better with tears."

    "I punish my body to free my soul."

    "I have a hot girlfriend, but still life sucks."

    "Love is the slowest form of suicide."

    "The meaning of life is to die alone."

    "I bleed to know I'm alive."

    "I'll keep wearing black until something darker comes along."

    "Walk down the street, don't cross it."

    (more coming soon)

    12 Comments 481 days

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  • Catherine Dickson Catherine Dickson

    Hi!!!

    Right your doing nothing on the 8th of november....

    Having dinner at harvester in qued, be there at 7

    If you are legall to go up town then you are more then welcome to come up after


    Message me back with answer

    Cat xx



    3 weeks ago
  • Kat Kat

    Hey Stu =D

    Its Kat[ie] from work if you were wondering!

    How are ya?

    Random clicks led me to your page so thought i'd say hello =)

    xx

    4 weeks ago
  • Little Miss Moody Little Miss Moody

    hey i might be at ur nerd fest on sat but just wont to know will there b amy girls i can talk to there




    wb c ya soon lv becca xx

    6 weeks ago
  • Gracii Gracii

    omg..its stu

    6 weeks ago
  • Trish Bolan luv Trish Bolan

    hello sweetie, how are you doing? x x x

    7 weeks ago
  • RyeGabb luv RyeGabb

    Hey dude, im currently repping 3SG on my pro ;)

    awesome skin, could easily be used to base the site around too


    xxx

    8 weeks ago
  • Jon Jon

    Hey
    found u some how lol?
    an hows u goin ok?
    Jon

    8 weeks ago
  • Nishad S Nishad S

    hey awesome camera, you lucky bastard.
    how are you? why haven't you updated ur dA recently?

    10 weeks ago
  • Lee Roy Lee Roy

    Yano how u said about bebo improvements have noticed on a few webpage where u can set your self a costom background by puttin code into your page. although i still not worked out where to put this code. you could make the background your self and just set it to black ?

    my pc simler to yours
    AMD 62 - 2 - 2.42 Ghz Doulcore
    4 gb of ram
    same grathix card as you
    bits and bobs really
    sorry could't put anymore engery into that comment only just got up

    10 weeks ago
  • Abi G

    Heylo
    Dan hill said you wanted to play trackmania with me lol
    and he told me all the teachers you fancie:L
    xxxx

    10 weeks ago
  • Lee Roy Lee Roy

    okie now am officaly jelouse of your computer design, whats the spec's see if it matches with my monster also what o.s u running and what theme me wants it

    u got msn ?

    11 weeks ago
  • Lee Roy Lee Roy

    " If you're a chav, push backspace.....or Alt+F4, either way will get "

    we ant all that bad yano.
    and if u still think the same listen to this song on this video and then leave me a hate comment. you'l find it impossble after that chillaxin song >.<

    :: Video - Song ::
    http://www.lazeruk.com/videos/id_7/t...

    regards

    11 weeks ago
  • Craig Craig

    hi ya stu have u got any new forks for ure bike yet if not ive got some bomber z1's if u want them see ya soon craig

    11 weeks ago
  • Miss Independent Miss Independent

    Very strange. =\ x

    11 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Little Miss Moody Little Miss Moody

    just thought i would say hi and that c ya soon

    12 weeks ago
  • Kogai Akira Kogai Akira

    "Hey, i dont know you, and am not sure why im commenting."
    "Im feeling rather random today."

    xD

    [~Youre hair is FIT Btw~]

    12 weeks ago
  • Iam-The-Drama-Queen-Loz luv Iam-The-Drama-Queen-Loz

    haya stuart

    u ok so wuu2


    did u have fun at crakers :)

    well u goin next week

    i mit be going agen but i dont no yet lol


    hows life anyways


    wbk lov loz xxxx

    12 weeks ago
  • X-Char-X X-Char-X

    good good

    got C in Business C in general studies D in sociology and E in politics so i'm going to bristol next month

    u carryin on for a yr at beaufort?

    12 weeks ago
  • X-Char-X X-Char-X

    hi
    how you?
    long time no see .... again
    did you get the results you wanted etc??
    wb charlotte
    xxxx

    12 weeks ago
  • - Benn luv - Benn

    Im A Randomer
    But Nice Skins
    And A Chav Hater
    Like Me ;)


    Have My Lovee :D

    13 weeks ago
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