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Stuart Wood <stuartwood89>
"As seen on your mum"


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I'm not going to dictate to you all as to what you should do on my page. The last thing you want is another idiot demanding you to add comments, 'share da luv' and do my lame quizzes. You do what you want, don't be shy. If you're a chav, push backspace.....or Alt+F4, either way will get your scummy ass off my page.

Anyway....

Why hello there...

I am Stu...yes I am.

I live in Gloucester with my Auntie, Uncle and my two Cousins. I go to Beaufort School and that's about it, I guess. I worked at PC World but now I'm at McDonald's again.

For any 13/14 year-old chavlings who want to act hard by leaving abuse, and then run away like the little bitches you are, here's a nice link for your enjoyment:
www.meatspin.com < Enjoy!!!

MSN - Ask and you might recieve.

Youtube - www.youtube.com/user/stuartwood1989 See my videos etc.

DeviantART - www.stuartwood89.deviantart.com
See my artwork etc

Gender   Age
Male18
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Share the LuvRelationship Status
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Single
Hometown
Gloucester
Stuart Wood's URL
http://www.bebo.com/stuartwood89
Member Since
June 2006

Stuart Wood says:
"Your advertisement here!" (8 weeks ago) me too!

The Other Half Of Me
Jay Williams

My Favorite Music
Heavy Metal, Death Metal, Other Metal, Drum and Bass, Classical, Trance, Reggae, Techno, some Hip Hop. I hate R'n'B...with a passion.
...To Elaborate
Lamb of God, Linkin Park, All That Remains, Slipknot, Lostprophets, Skindred, Trivium, Iron Maiden, Killswitch Engage, Behemoth, Blood Stain Child, Avenged Sevenfold, Nickleback, Limp Bizkit, Marylin Manson, Bullet For My Valentine, 36 CrazyFists, Raunchy, Lacuna Coil, Opeth, Firewind, Korn, Arch Enemy, Kingdom of Sorrow, DragonForce, Nine Inch Nails, Underoath, Black Label Society, Pendulum, Blaqk Audio, The Prodigy, Beethoven, Mozart, Kataklysm.
Films / TV
The Fast And The Furious, Resident Evil (doesn't beat the games though), Mission Impossible, etc. Anything with a lot of action. Top Gear, Family Guy, Drake and Josh, Grand Designs, Desperate Housewives, Top Gear, The Simpsons, Wire in the Blood, Porn (not really!)
Loves
My family, my friends, my PC, my bike, my school, my hair, my XBox (even though it's broken)
Hates
Chavs ... unsurprisingly ... The sound of small children crying, especially when it wasn't me that caused it. Punctures on my bike, day-time TV, finance adverts, R'n'B (Rap'n'Bullshit), Beaufort's computer system, popups, the 2012 Olymipc logo, looking for stuff, bacon, my spots, Big Brother, Strictly Come Dancing, my PC crashing, windy weather, the spelling of the word 'phlegm', kids having temper tantrums, drivers that don't signal, people that spam on Bebo, chavs, McDonald's TV adverts, the CBBC channel, the poor...poor...poor acting on the Greenhill Finance adverts, people that swear all the time, when my steak bake from Jane's Pantry is too hot, not being able to draw out less than £10 from a cash machine.... what?.... not much room left?.... but I'm not done yet.... I've g--
Stuart's Life Update
£200+ for a new motherboard and Core 2 Quad processor.
The Skin Corner
Please don't ask me for skins, I really don't have the time to be making them. That's not to say that I don't want to, cause I love making skins, however I have too much on at the moment. I'm willing to accept constructive ideas from people, but I can't take requests. Shit skin Update: http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?Prev... It's just a fucking picture in an otherwise completely plain theme!

 

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Education and Work

Education Info
College:Beaufort Community School, 2008

Work Info
Employer:McDonald's
Position:Crew Member
City / Town:Gloucester
 

The Wall

 

Blogs

Chav Complaints.
Many of you have read my blog 'Inconclusive Proof That Chavs are Stupid', and many of you will agree with the point I am trying to make. However, there will always be one or two 'youths' who feel that their humiliation was uncalled for. As a result, these youngsters feel it necessary to put it to me, exactly how they feel. But I frankly don't give a shit, so the following conversations are for your entertainment, and also a warning to anyone who wants a piece of Stu.

18 January 2008 - Douchebag in question: -<w-t-g-07> -
wat a fagot man!
i aint a chav but u wunt like it they wer calling you emo or whatever u are u fuk up
GO AND SLIT YAH RISTS MAYTE!

My reply to such an inspiring piece of literature -
14-year-old finds his way onto strangers profile.

14-year-old reads said profile and takes offense to something that 'apparently' doesn't apply to him.

14-year-old decides to express his unwelcome views on the opinions of the profile owner in question.

14-year-old inadvertently becomes hypocritical by labeling the profile owner, even though said 14-year-old is only complaining because of the fact that he insulted a certain 'social-group', which he (again) 'apparently' doesn't belong to.

14-year-old looks like an idiot in front of all the profile owners friends and, in an attempt to prevent a hostile conversation from escalating (not to mention an unnecessary use of derogatory vocabulary), the profile owner reports the 14-year-old for abuse, just because he can.

14-year-old just got told.

Reply back from -<w-t-g-07>
haha
wat a wanker
lmao
u sad fuk up

Me:
*sigh*

07 July 2008 - Douchebag in question: -<D4V1D-D> -
dik ed
y do u say things bout chavs u bellend

My reply to this rude boy -
I think you just answered that question for me. Thanks for giving me some material to work on.
2 Comments 214 days ago
Inconclusive proof that chavs are stupid.
E-mail complaint sent to ' www.smellyourmum.com ' from a chavette.

"your wedsite is actually discustly apuling people at my sons school are sticking stickers every were saying kill chavs im a as you call a chav theres nothing wrong with it we just like to look at least deasent unlike you you scruffy little shits what does your mother think of all of you you should be a shamed of yourselves"

The reply from ' www.smellyourmum.com '

"You are joking me, right? This must be a wind-up. Surely you cannot be serious, sending me an email of complaint that succinctly proves what an illiterate bunch of morons you are? I find it difficult to comprehend the amount of spelling and grammatical errors that have occured in, what is apparently one very long sentence.

You see, in the English language, we have this strange little notion called "punctuation". You can use "punctuation" to put pauses in sentences; let the reader know the beginning and end of sentences and generally signpost the reader through your ramblings. Some examples of punctuation follow:

1. The fullstop. It looks like this . It's function in a sentence is finalise a statement and show the reader where the sentence has ended. Once you have made a statement, you put a fullstop. See, I did it there. And again. Go crazy with them - have fun!

2. The comma. It looks like this , The comma is used to seperate thoughts within a sentence and to help the flow. It is a short pause. You can use it to great dramatical effect, once you have mastered it's use. You will note that I used it in the previous sentence. That sentence clearly shows masterful use of the comma. Use it and you shall be made queen of your kind.

I think that covers the basic two most important punctuation marks. There are many others though. Here are just a few:

The Exclamation Mark - ! (example of use - "My God, you are so thick!")
The Colon - : (example of use - "Warning: This person is stupid")
The Semi-Colon - ; (example of use - "Chavs; Townies; Rudies; Skallies. Whatever you call them, they are still dumb")

This is just the tip of the iceburg - I shall leave you to go and discover some more, at your leisure. You know, after Trisha has finished.

Oh, and you may find this link useful http://www.dictionary.co.uk/ - it is free and very useful. You are clearly aware that words are combined of a series of individual letters that form to make a sound. What you do not seem to be aware of, however, is that these individual letters are not random. They are, in fact, very deliberately picked following quite a rigid set of rules that have been determined over many centuries. Rather amusingly to someone like myself, you have managed to make some kind of spelling mistake in nearly every single word you have used! To add to my mirth, you have also littered amongst these spelling mistakes many grammatical errors. To help, I shall point out your spelling mistakes but let us see if you can find your own grammitical ones.

wedsite = weBsite. I can see how those darn b's and d's are confusing, what with them being merely flipped over to look at. It does make all the difference in the world though. If I were to be so rude as to refer to you as being Dumb, it would not have nearly the same amount of impact if I, in fact, called you Bumb. Although, phonetically, that would also be true (look it up).

dicustly = disgustingly. As you can see, I used quite a few new and different letters there. Unfortunately, the word you wrote does not actually exist, I filled in the blanks. This is like email Countdown!

apuling = appalling. The irony of this spelling mistake will, no doubt, not make it to your cerebrum.

every were = everywhere. I know you have heard both words before but, in this instance, they are combined. Watch that cheeky "were" and "where" - that little h makes a lot of difference to it's meaning.

deasent = decent. Bless your heart. You try to convince me that living in a wo
12 Comments 334 days ago
Lame Emo Sayings
"If life is so fair, why do roses have thorns?"

"This sandwich tastes better with tears."

"I punish my body to free my soul."

"I have a hot girlfriend, but still life sucks."

"Love is the slowest form of suicide."

"The meaning of life is to die alone."

"I bleed to know I'm alive."

"I'll keep wearing black until something darker comes along."

"Walk down the street, don't cross it."

(more coming soon)
12 Comments 386 days ago
     

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good evening
stuart!!!
how r u? can u still remeber me? hows skool? still learning? hope ur feeling good, after i left, hope u did not get bullied again...^^ now i can say i feel so sry, but now im older and i now that i might be an ass, but i feel very sry

have a nice 1
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Animal Cell
Key:
Blue - Nucleus (with nucleolus)
Red - Endoplasmic reticulum
Yellow - Golgi aparatus and vesicle
Light blue - Centriole
Purple - Mitochondria
Green - Lysosomes
Greay dots - Ribosomes
Black - Cell membrane
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Comments

Benn.X
Im A Randomer
But Nice Skins
And A Chav Hater
Like Me ;)


Have My Lovee :D
2 days ago
RyeKye
LAN pics up ;)

3 days ago
Ellen Claire-Jayne
Boo.
How're you?

x
1 week ago
RyeKye
OH FUCK NO!!!! lol

awesome.. now watch my flash box!
1 week ago
Are You Dizzy Blud
u now my dad jonny melfah he lives in gloucester
1 week ago
Sam Cameron
www.xfire.com
1 week ago
Sam Cameron
BITCH! What is your Xfire, we want it. D:
3 weeks ago
Lewis Bagnall
hiya mate u have got a facebook and u added me


tape back please mate
3 weeks ago
Kaigex
u seem like a cool person! hi i'm from gibraltar and i love the skins u make keep it up lol
3 weeks ago
Chris Hall
hey hey

sup?


have you started on that skin yet?


dw ifyou havent


oh and while im here

got msn?
3 weeks ago
RyeKye
LANBitches ;)
4 weeks ago
DoMsta
Do u like hurting kids????
5 weeks ago
Catherine Dickson
OLIVER EDWARD HALL!!

Is in front of me on your friends!

SEX BAN!

i mean it too!

Grrrr!!


....


=/


=]

......
5 weeks ago
Catherine Dickson
Good its about time!

I am your loved one!

hahhahaha

I was in your neck of the woods today!

I wanted to come and see you but then i rememebed that i couldnt....it was well gaaaaay!

I miss you already!

*cuddles*


Yay!

Give me a ring or txt later i will get soem cred, i promise

Cat xxxxxx
5 weeks ago
RyeKye
The link you wanted:
http://www.ebuyer.com/product/128258

Mine arrives Wednesday :)

xxx
5 weeks ago
Catherine Dickson
:o im not in ur top friends im well hurt ur in mine...

SEX BAN!!


hahahahahah

I miss you!

Cant wait till friday

Message back this time yeah?


xxxx
6 weeks ago
Jay Williams
stu !!!!!!!!!!!! :D

love.................. lol i swear im not gay though
6 weeks ago
Pansy
Hi ...
Long time no see...
How is everything going?
u stil at 6th form?
wb xxxx
7 weeks ago
Catherine Dickson
hello you!

God! im sunburnt! like really bad!

You will laugh your head off when you see me, im no longer white, i am now a lovely shade of red!

The painful kind! =[

Well i thought id say hello! and give you some of my love!

And also to ask how are your shoulders? lol

And im still very sorry lol

Well hopefully i can see you soon!

Cos i need a cuddle

You know what im like lol

Hmmmm i might write as much as possible, to see if i can get rid of all the characters left, i have 491 left!

I hope 6th form is ok!

And ollie and that lot at work havent givin you to much stick!

Not that they would cos you havent been to work since i saw you last lol

Thought id ask you shown......Whats his face, the new ones?...on your shoulder! lol


Oh not that many to go now!

Can you tell im bored?

And i have a really bad smokers cough!

Its really bad, i should quit!

i just had a shower!

Woop! no characters left now yay mee!

Love lots Cat xxxxxxxx
7 weeks ago
Danielle B
its going great thank you lol
how are you?
xxxx
7 weeks ago
 
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